Audrey loves singing songs about whatever she feels like singing about. It’s often about what she did that day or her current thoughts in general. One evening after going fishing with Justin and our next door neighbors in our subdivision pond, I was giving her a bath and she starts singing so sweetly…

“Oh, I wish I had a penis, I wish I had a penis, I wish I had a penis, so I could pee in the trees!”

Needless to say, I was a bit confused until I told Justin about it and learned that the 6-year-old boy had peed in the trees on their fishing excursion. Apparently Audrey thought that was the coolest thing since sliced bread and was dismayed to learn it was not an option for little girls!